astrological sign: Capricorn

feelings about religion: I am very openminded about religious beliefs

closest social circle: Rocker Dude/Chick

sense of humor: Sarcastic

in conversation i tend to be: On the quiet side

pet-wise, i'm a ____ person: Dog

among friends, i'm: the one with the ride

to me, nothing says love like: Dollar-off fast food coupons

favorite oxymoron: Anarchy Rules!

turn-ons: Assertiveness, Sarcasm, Impulsiveness, Piercings, Tattoos, Gross-out humor, Power, Living on the edge, Pants

turn-offs: Body hair, Public displays of affection, Family get-togethers

wanted: Insane and Cute special someone. Ideally this person is Cool - looking. Must be a little Sophisticated. I'm willing to put up with some Freakish tendancies. Most importantly, I want someone who is Politically incorrect.

dream date: My date arrives wearing a casual but stylish shirt & pants and the first thing they say is "The nurse says I have to be back by 9.". The date consists of going to a comedy club, and this perfect night ends with whatever makes sense at the time....